RHβ˜…

CLICK TO DROP. DRAG TO MOVE. TAP TO SWAP.

SAME HOUSE. DIFFERENT ENERGY.

ROBINHOUSE

A DERIVATIVE OF A DERIVATIVE.
NOW WITH MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY.

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ENTER THE HOUSE
01 / THE HOUSEEST. ON THE INTERNET β†—

A DERIVATIVE OF A DERIVATIVE OF A DERIVATIVE.

FUCK
CHILLHOUSE.

ZERO FUCKING CHILL.
ALL ROBINHOUSE.

02 / ABSOLUTELY ZERO CHILLTHE ROOF STAYS ON.

IT’S A BIRD. IT’S A HOUSE. IT’S A PROBLEM.

SMALL BIRD.
BIG FUCKING
ENERGY.

A roof on his head. A chip on his shoulder. Absolutely no intention of calming down.

Chillhouse can keep the chill. We’ve got the glasses, the chimney, and the audacity.

MEET YOUR NEW OBSESSION
Robinhouse waving in a sunny woodland
LOCAL BIRD REFUSES TO CHILL. MORE AT 11.
03 / SAME ROBIN. DIFFERENT MOOD.EVERY SIDE IS HIS GOOD SIDE.

LOOK AT THIS
FUCKING GUY.

Out in the rain. Lost in the woods.
Still the main character.
Still not Chillhouse.

Robinhouse standing in the rain
01 β€” CHILL? NEVER HEARD OF IT.
Robinhouse sitting in the snow
02 β€” COLD OUTSIDE. ZERO CHILL INSIDE.
Robinhouse watching a movie with a robot
03 β€” HOUSE RULES. ROBIN PICKS THE MOVIE.

YOU SCROLLED THIS FAR FOR A BIRD WITH A ROOF.
WE GET IT.

04 / ONE LAST THING

FUCK
CHILLHOUSE.
AGAIN.

NO LONG SPEECH. NO DEEP MEANING.
JUST A RIDICULOUS LITTLE BIRD
AND A HOUSE FULL OF BAD INFLUENCES.